King@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoTrump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’video.twimg.comvideomessage-square273linkfedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down118
arrow-up1496arrow-down1videoTrump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’video.twimg.comKing@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square273linkfedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month agoNFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
minus-squarebcgm3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoHockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB, so we need a new name for Basketball and/or Baseball.
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoBaseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoMajor League Football (MLF)
minus-squareramble81@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoNo, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoNHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
minus-squareMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoBasketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoBasketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades. Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
minus-squareDoPeopleLookHere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoCanadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoAnd apologize the whole time they are doing it.
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NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB, so we need a new name for Basketball and/or Baseball.
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
Major League Football (MLF)
I love MLFs
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
Curling would like a word
What is a “hockey” anyway
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
😭
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.
Floor egg.
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