This means that there is a wrong way to fold the phone, but the phone has automatic vibrating and visual alerts to keep you from doing that

sorry I still only hear Hermione
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idk who that guy is, but as a millenial, my head canon on the voice acting of that line belongs to Hermione from Harry Potter

Eh I’ve watched the HP movies quite a lot, can’t remember Hermione having a line like that.
But I do remember seeing a ton of “Love and Marriage” reruns in the late 90’s early 00’s.
I’m a millenial as well.
Also, Modern Family has been on for a long time now.
And those aren’t the only shows Al Bundy has done
From a fold 7 user. Just buy a fucking tablet, lol.
This technology is wasted on smartphones. We need this on laptop screens.
Oh, like a laptop that unfolds into an ultra wide?
Nah its perfect, I always forget or dont wanna carry my tablet, trifold is the perfect size for reading comics when I feel like it. Also a decent size screen for shows and android desktop potentially. Android desktop seems to be moving towards linux support maybe. I stopped following along.
I actually like this idea. It provides more girth for when I make pro-Google threads on Lemmy, set notifications to vibrate and shove the phone in my asshole.
😏
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Pretty soon Samsung is going to release a foldable that can become an imax screen. You just need to unfold it 1000 times, and you’re set. It also needs to be unfolded 4 times to be able to answer a call, or use the 1.2 back screen to do that.
When in doubt, just add more fold.
Also AI will fake all your pictures and you can gloat that it’s “better.” Fuck Samsung.
Before you downvote, consider this shit.
why?
Because when you break it, the repair costs will keep funneling money back to them. I guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Lemme know when they are able to fold a phone 13 times and break the record.
is 13 times the maximum number of halfway folds you can do?
12 is the current record for folding a sheet of paper.
Couldn’t afford the high quality simulation?
The billion dollar co-op huawei has a bifold tablet that includes a physical, detachable keyboard.
But go-off Samsung. Now they’ve got 3 times the screen to auto- install their shitty games on

Oh, that would be nice if the folds weren’t still extremely fragile 😂
If I can’t crumple it up and score 3 points to impress my coworkers, I’m not buying
But…why?
Same reason Gillette gave us that third razor
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I do love the idea of having a 10" tablet that fits into my pocket.
I’m still waiting for the tech to mature more, come down in price, and increase in durability though.
This is going to be like shaving razors, isn’t it? How soon before quad-fold phones?
I’m waiting for one that unrolls like a bamboo placemat.
Imagine a phone you literally scroll.
Behold, the iRoll!
Tubelet computing
🙄
It will come with an optional $400 fork that does nothing.
Apple does have this patent:

I think LG had a parent to get that on the works. Roll up phone seems like the ultimate phone honestly. Whatever size you want or need at the time otherwise it’s a cylinder like a day sharpie
A phone you can crumple up like a receipt before you put it in your pocket
That would finally be a convention to replace slamming the phone down in rage.
“Fuck you!”
crumples the phone
Well phones already vibrate so they’re ahead of the curve in that regard.
I’m waiting for the twelvefold myself.
Not sure if we’re talking about phone, razor blade, origami, or sword-making.
anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
I’m waiting for the twelvefold myself
The Samsung Origami
What about 6 minute abs?
6 little Samsungs twirling on a branch
Eating lots of iPhones on my uncles ranch
You know that old children’s tale from the sea
Dick stuck in Samsung and I have to pee.
When you said shaving razors, I thought you were going to go with disposable, but you went with multi blades. Good head fake.
Nice, it has twice as many failure points as previous folding phones.
Why have a single point of failure when you can have multiple?
Redundancy!
Whose brilliant idea was it to demo this with a wallpaper that looks like a shitty diagonal screen fold?
It’s to make a subtle “Z”
Commitment: 10/10
Execution: 0/10😲 Zorro is real!
thats not the wallpaper… someone just had nails.














