slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square125linkfedilinkarrow-up1502arrow-down10
arrow-up1502arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square125linkfedilink
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·24 hours agoGuns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.
minus-squareCavemanfreak@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 minutes agoGuns don’t kill people, nuh uh. I kill people, with guns!
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 hours agoI guess it wasn’t a good dog with a gun.
minus-squarenot_me@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·22 hours agoGuns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·20 hours agoBullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.
minus-squarenot_me@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·12 hours agoBullets kill people ,politicians kill people
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours agoDepends if you pistol-whip someone to death
minus-squaredracs@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-213 hours agoGuns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.
minus-squareCapricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 hours agoTriggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.
Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.
Guns don’t kill people, nuh uh. I kill people, with guns!
I guess it wasn’t a good dog with a gun.
Guns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people
Bullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.
Bullets kill people ,politicians kill people
Depends if you pistol-whip someone to death
Didn’t work
Guns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.
Triggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.
Username knows.