Double or Nothing but it makes no mention of the odds. Oh well. I’m a gacha gamer so the odds have got to be better than FGO so i’d take it
Is it a gamble? I thought it was a choice and was like “Who the hell isn’t gonna take ‘Nothing?’”
“Double, please-No, wait!”
“Ah! You said double! No taksies backsies!” taps store policy sign
It shows a coin, so I would assume 50/50
Which is exactly what they’d want you to think.
Living on the edge.★
(((((★Buried in TOS: coin edge occurs ⅛ of the time: lose the money, no product)))))
But they don’t say explicitly, so they’re obviously lying with that coin pic.
66.7-33.3, naturally, as everyone would expect double or nothing to have double chance of nothing over double rather than no chance of double over nothing.
Remember most gamblers stop one hand before they win big.

Guy on the bottom avoided a collapse being buried in tons of worthless carbon.
This is future NotTheOnion. Calling it now.
Bonus if it has a countdown timer tied to the odds, for that sweet, sweet FOMO adrenaline and dopamine.
This would be a winning strategy for the seller, given that the value of the product is less than what they charge.
It also takes one
potentialguaranteed buyer off the market, the value is whatever people are willing to pay for it meaning they would be losing the exact amount of value they were changing.
Isn’t it weird how it’s literally always double? My luck must be the worst.
I’d totally do this and it’d never work in my favor no matter the odds and I’d hate myself for this and that’s why I don’t gamble
This is how I always was.
Then I sat down in Vegas at a machine and pulled a few times, while my husband sat next to me.
Every time he lost, I won.
A half hour later, I’m up $80 and vowing never to do this again, cause it suddenly makes sense.
Now I can’t hear the “Kroger Top-of-the-Hour Conditioning” noise without getting a slight dopamine rush.
What in the Las Vegas steaming garbage is this? This is just a stupid meme, right?
That you see up there is just a stupid meme.
But now the OP has created that concept and freed it into the world. Now all the bets are off.
Dear God…
What have you done, OP?!
Fucking memetic cognitohazards…
They have either doomed or saved us all. My money would be on the first one except… aren’t we all doomed anyway at this point, so we might as well roll the dice on this one to find out? 😔🤯
(The answer is no btw, bc that’s stupid and not how any of this works.)
Not a new concept, slot machines already offer this
butte road…
That’s what you get for shilling for apple
/ducks







