I’ve used this name in public as a new identity. I think once my kids know i used it as a form of self identity, they’d either partially adopt it or choose their own name as well.

Heh

~Of those 13 jobs, 1 must be food service, 1 must be customer service, 1 must be in a warehouse, 1 must be construction or utilities, 1 must be remote, 1 must be on-site, 1 must be hybrid, 1 must require a visa, none can overlap, and you must have at least 10 years experience in Cobol, Rust, C, CSS, HTML, brainfuck, web3, and blockchains. Must be 18-25 with a Masters Degree in Biology, Chemistry, or Linguistics.~

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Theres no guarantee of fair odds

• Reverse mermaid barbie
• plumber barbie
• morbidly obese barbie
• princess petch barbie
• emo barbie
• Saw victim barbie
• stripper barbie
• tim Burton barbie
• headless barbie
• spider barbie
• mechanical barbie
• suffocated/drowned barbie
• alien probed barbie
• south park barbie

Ok maybe im getting off track