Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say “that’s just not right”, but safe enough I don’t get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
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Micromanaging middle management Barbie.
@OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works Zoom Meeting Barbie - dressed for work waist up. Still in stained PJs and slippers waist down. Hair looks good from the front, but back of her head is a rats nest.
ICE agent Barbie. Make sure to drag a dead puppy around with you.
this is goood
Either centaur Barbie, or “Chest buster” from the Alien franchise Barbie.
Sovereign Citizen Barbie
Cult follower Barbie
Predatory teacher Barbie
Covid Barbie. Pajama pants, slippers, business casual from the shoulder up. Accessories include hand sanitizer, a dalgona coffee, fresh baked bread, half-done knitting, and a general malaise that is the unmistakable sign of embracing nihilism.
What is dalgona?
It was a trend that had a little burst of popularity. It’s a type of frappe that is popular in Korea. It’s made with instant coffee, sugar, and water. Whip that until it forms silky peaks. Take a tall glass with ice, add 8 oz of milk, top with the whipped coffee mixture.
When everything shut down and supply chains were temporarily disrupted, coffee shops were closed and fresh coffee beans were at a premium. Dalgona coffee is a fancy frappe made with cheap, shelf-stable ingredients (you could substituted the milk for nut milk or powdered).
Damn that sounds delicious, thanks!
It is good, and really easy to make. Matter of fact, I could use one right now.
OF model Barbie.
In the box there’s just a little laptop with some pictures. If you pay $49.99/mo, once a week you get an hour long Livestream of someone else playing with the Barbie however you tell them to.
- Reverse mermaid barbie
- plumber barbie
- morbidly obese barbie
- princess petch barbie
- emo barbie
- Saw victim barbie
- stripper barbie
- tim Burton barbie
- headless barbie
- spider barbie
- mechanical barbie
- suffocated/drowned barbie
- alien probed barbie
- south park barbie
Ok maybe im getting off track
Handmaid’s Tale barbie
Workers’ Rights Barbie. Put a Che beret on her, blue shirt and pants, and boots.
