It’s almost like capitalism is bullshit

They’re huge and dumb. They can trample, and did i mention how huge they are? The first time I saw one up close it was a surprise to the both of us. About shat myself.

They’re mostly interchangeable

Have a sip of water that’s been solar heating in a rubber garden hose for a pavlovian blast from the past!

And garbage pail kids

RIP Hambe. He was the best of us.

There were Romans (basically Greek cosplayers), some dude with elephants who may or may not have been a cannibal. Then some dude got nailed to some lumber for trying to tell people to chill and love eachother. A few thousand years of fighting about that. Columbo sailed to India but found Aztecs instead. The cubs finally won… And that about brings us up to date.

Oh! And also blizzards are gonna start soon in some of the higher mountain passes. So if you’re going that way some winter kit so you don’t freeze to death in case of emergency!

Former long range trucker here. You can knock that drive out in three days if you go for it. This advice mostly applies to N. America.

Trip plan trip plan trip plan. Where are you getting gas, food, and lodging? Spending 15min per meal to figure out where you’re going and what you’re having adds up quick. Picking gas stations at random can backfire, some are quite aways off the freeway and can suck 30mins out of your day. All these little, seemingly minor delays add up quickly. Could easily add hours to your total drive time if you’re not careful.

Rest areas are your friends. Easy off, easy on. Picnicking areas, usually cleaner restrooms than gas stations. You can sleep in your car there too.

Entertainment wise I was always partial to audiobooks. Obviously I couldn’t play steam deck while driving, but audiobooks allow you to take in the scenery as well. May I recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl, Murderbot, and the Bunny Mcgarry series?

Be safe! If you get the feeling you’re too tired to drive you probably are, pull over. Good luck and have fun!

I attempt to shatter my ceramic coffee mug and fashion a makeshift shank. I biff it, hit an artery, bleed out. I declare victory from beyond the veil on the grounds I prevented them from killing me

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