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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

You're so predictable

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You're so predictable

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    This pic is so old I actually knew there wasnt a letter in it

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So did I and I looked anyway

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      It has even less pixels now too.

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        I think it probably has fewer.

      • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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        Inflation. Pixels cost less back then.

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          Yeah but our demands were lower, we could fill a whole screen with like 300x240 pixels and we were happy.

          My first was monochrome, black and green. It was ghastly and I loved it.

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    It’s predictable because that’s how our brains work- we need context to understand such large numbers, so until you have the context, you skip parsing it.

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      Yeah im not a parsnip.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Gottem

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    hah! you owe me that sum of money i didnt read, as i didn’t go back to check for the letter, therefore achieving a different result from your bet.

    your hubris was your downfall

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    Are hyperbole a joke to you?

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    Screw you, dude. Im freakin pissed now!

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    I read the number before it told me I didn’t read it. I accept btc.

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    trick is on you, i read the entire four billion eight hundred fifteen million one hundred sixty two thousand three hundred forty two dollars. i expect that money wired to my account by the end of the year in USD currency.

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    Now listen here you little shit

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    Jokes on you, I was too lazy to go back and look.

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    Fuck you, I’m not predicatable, I’m reliable.

  • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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    I won the bet. Please send me the money at your earliest convenience.

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    Jokes on you, I read the number and still went back to look for the letter.

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    I didn’t go back and look. I committed to not looking at it when you started bitching at me about it.

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    You got me

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