No, I don’t think I will

Just kidding. We’ll never have to vote again.

Can’t believe you just beat me to the Snow Crash reference.

People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses

Clearly they are all lying

Purt near

Yes, one thousand times one million is one billion.

Personally, I think it was quite rude of all of those applications to make the standard “break” command mean “copy.”

Yes

Sounds like you only ever watched one segment of one episode.

Well, don’t.

Just one cap? That’s an easy fix

Bro it’s not even plugged in

Sorry, I should have been more clear. I meant that I was going to sever one of the HR director’s limbs and take it.

That’s why they cried

Also, is that a power brick in place of a belt

It’s not working

I’m already watching some of my colleagues’ brains turn to mush by just blindly doing whatever the slop machine says. I don’t want to lose my skills in the same way. Years from now, I’ll be ready to retire while the technical debt piles up to critical levels, and demand for skilled and experienced critical thinkers skyrockets; then I’ll have to make the hard decision of leaving the rat race to pursue my own interests, or going back in for one last job for a massive payout.

Or I’m completely wrong and I’ll just be deemed a grumpy old relic by then, and I’ll take my severance and it still won’t be my problem any more.

Ironically, this will lead to a lower demand for parking.

That’s exactly how those links are produced.

You coulda slapped Linux on that bad boy and gotten a few more years of life out of it

Poppycock! My wife lays out a massive deuce every morning like clockwork.

Ew, pickles.