Holy shit, the president of Nintendo of America really is named Doug Bowser!
I bet you, no joke, it’s like 70% of the reason that he got the job
I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis
Oh now THIS is old! I was born in the late 90s and im not confident I had hair on my balls when I first saw this.
Silly Paco, he could have just played emulators on his uncles phone!
While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/
Why on earth did this need a fact check?
Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child’s legal bills.
The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were “Delicious”
The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: “we should eat billionaires”, but a supermajority of 78% agreed with this one: “purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal”.