You’ve gotten 2 genuine real life belly laughs out of me today @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world, you’re killing it.

Well we all had high hopes, but if something looks too good to be true, it probably is.

2009 was peak

That’s being generous. It’s a cash incinerator.

Well this is sure reassuring coming from one of the most reliable pillars of our internet architecture which hasn’t recently crashed the entire internet at all.

CEO translation: “Please buy our 6g equipment: here’s a spurious justification”. I remember how VR/AR was supposed to be the justification for why we needed 5g speeds.

Most non native games run okay under the emulation layers, and more arm games are coming out now with so many arm platforms coming online.

I didn’t feel it’s such a dire situation. I’m curious what MS software is still not ported? I’d assume it’s more obscure administrative or programming stuff? I thought all of office, etc is ported. The x86 emulation seems good enough for any other stuff where max performance isn’t needed. I think AI is the main workload they are targeting here which I’m pretty sure would work great. But yeah maybe some 3d programs haven’t been ported to arm yet.

The same people buying the high end MacBook pros I would assume . I guess people working with 3D rendeding and AI workloads?

You forgot about the absolute piece of shit log that they threw in there containing Xitter just to burn off the profits.

You can go for an equal weight s&p to avoid the oversized influence of the mag 7 and the other oversized bubble stocks.

When the crash finally comes, whoever goes all in on short sells in Tesla, Palantir, and SpaceX will be so fucking rich.

I was wondering if this is what he was talking about because it didn’t even look mildly penis enough. I had to check here because I thought I missed something.

OP, I’m concerned if you think this is how penises look. You may want to see a doctor.

Why am I being presented a post with -45 votes?

Anyone who didn’t learn their lesson from the Nest debacle is a fool. I would never let another Google device into my home.

See graduation speakers, it’s not that hard now, is it?

Yeah if something is important enough that I need an interpreter instead of just fumbling through it with my bad second language skills, it will be a human. Things like that require understanding nuance and context and being able to say “sorry I didn’t get that” so that they get it right.

Congrats this is the first realistic comment about AI I’ve seen not get down voted to hell.

They are talking about $200 pro tiers for the good models. The only way I will still be using them is on a pay per token basis for really important or time consuming stuff where I can justify the spend. Certainly not worth it just as a Google search where I don’t have to sort through the results myself.

No guns, no helicopter, no military- that’s still one star.