ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前$1,000 richerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1978arrow-down16
arrow-up1972arrow-down1image$1,000 richerlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前message-square40linkfedilink
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 天前Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 天前A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 天前Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.
Anybody offering?
Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
You’re offering holes? Where’s the line
Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.