Yeah I don’t think that’s going to be the future.
It’s going to look more like those space images of Venus.
The middle ain’t ever comin’ my guy
Nothing that is heavier than air could ever fly.
And the first never existed in the way imagined.
I dunno, middle right looks to me like a cyberpunk dystopia with heavy smog. We can pretty much do that right now!
And the fist one we’d still be the peasants not knights.
Still think it would be more fulfilling to plant crops rather than “keeping the KPI up”, “limiting the exceptions rate” or “moving a button 3px to the left”…
There’s no job from those times you couldn’t do today while literally living better than they did. Quit your job, give away everything you own and go live in a tent in the woods harvesting mushrooms: Your life would still be better than theirs because you would still have access to some emergency healthcare, foodbanks when you are starving, and be protected from marauding pillagers.
You can go do that now, no one’s stopping you.
Give it a try using ancient tech and get back to me after you come back to the city because your back is completely fucked.
Also, add in the drastically higher incidence of parasites and plague!
“Baby, you’ve got a stew goin’!”
Plus, probably still required to do military service, only you get no armor and face knights in full plate who have trained their whole lives to kill you.
You can become a farmer if that appeals to you. Doubt you want that though
Something something Enrico fermi
this is extra funny when someone laments like this in Ukraine. Compared with some of our “too late” periods - we’re having it good.
I feel like everyone saying op is glorifying the past and future seems to be missing the fact that this is a shitpost.
Yeah, one should not take this random post too serious. 😅
At least we have air conditioning
Speak for yourself!
Fantasy was always fantasy
Why noy 2 and 3? Enter Starsector, the future we are slowly headed towards.
We had EVE Online, which i never bothered with so my info here is 2nd hand, but in that game you could fly space ships and engage in a fantasy sci-fi MMO universe.
People were working in banks there. Full on 9-5 jobs in a game about space.
Eve is still kicking. Good game, but why the hell would people want to work in a bank? I mean there were a few headlines about it basically being a massive scam and the guy who did it, bought himself an entire fleet. And dared people to get him.
Eve attracts a certain type of people.
How do you imagine space exploration would be?
"Now you can also help discover space
~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~"
The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading
I paid $15 a month to haul bulk cargo in a freighter.
That top panel is just Elden Ring?
You’re in the good times right now.
I technically disagree, most periods human history had “good times” and the happiness of those people was relative to their expectations and equilibrium with the social and technical possibilities of their moment. You might be miserable if you were teleported to a relatively comfortable life in the year 1500, but they were probably every bit as content as some financially comfortable credentialed working class individual today.
You make an excellent point, my only rebuttal would be that on average people are have become much kinder and more compassionate as they’ve moved up on the hierarchy of needs. Which I believe demonstrates that an ever increasing amount of people are living in comfort and security in our current world, much more than in the 1500s, though I’m sure you could find them.
That’s the worst part
What kind of slop is the second image!
Yeah Like who would kiss in full armor. She’s not even kissing the guy she’s just missing the metal.
OG heavy metal fan.
In the first pictures, the knight would clearly be of the “upper” class. Your chances of being some peon in a field are much, much higher.
A pitchfork still could kill a knight in armor. And then you have a horse and armor
No it can’t, not unless you get incredibly lucky.
Horse thievery is a hanging offense, hanging offense.
Well I guess that’s something you should consider before you kill a knight
Even being a king of that time would be a brutal life in a lot of ways. Death all around and a piss-poor chance of surviving any given year with every bit of your body intact and functional, extremely limited dietary variety, and the smell. Oh god the smell.
The first and second images are fantasy.
How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great (it wasn’t, it’s literally just now but worse), but nobody wants to imagine what they could do to make now better?
Last image from 2nd line is cyberpunk, that’s what a techno-fascist country is becoming. OP might be able to live it, he just have to move to the US (or wait if he already lives there)
Kinda hard to build FTL tech on imagination instead of billions/trillions of dollars of research, insane skills in math, physics, etc.
The first and second images are fantasy.
Even if you concede “Knights exist” and “Astronauts exist”, the idea that you’re going to be a knight much less a fucking astronaut relative to being a subsistence farmer or a digital desk jockey…
How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great
That’s the other joke, though. Both these images are of people marching off to war. Presumably, these knights are going to the Holy Land to bake in the hot sun and shit themselves to death from cholera. Meanwhile, the interstellar colony ships are going to be rationing everything from calories to moles of oxygen.
The modern era guy doing a simple 9-5 desk job, getting more wealth in return in a week than an knight errant or an astronaut earns in a month, then going home to fuck his hot wife and play catch with his adorable kids has it pretty great by comparison.
Bold of you to assume the guys crewing that spaceship aren’t just doing some job they hate to pay the bills
While being forced to travel literal lightyears away from everyone they ever knew, and potentially outliving everyone they care about due to relativity shenanigans.
Now replace the future with how Night City in Cyberpunk 2077 looks like.
I hate to break it to you. But if you were born back then, you wouldn’t be a knight. You wouldn’t be an explorer. You’d be a peasant. Working your farm from birth to grave.
Still more leisure time then now.
That is mostly a myth. They may have worked less than people at the height of the industrial revolution, but even a laborer who was paid a salary had to spend at least several hours per day on average on “not work” things like food preparation, home maintenance, feeding livestock, gathering firewood, repairing and cleaning clothing. Many tasks that are trivial today were highly arduous.
Then to top it all off it was fairly common for the local lord to force them to do extra labor without pay, like maintaining roads or training in a militia.
I currently and never have made enough money to pay professionals to do those things. A LOT of my time is spent preparing food and repairing/cleaning my clothes and dwelling.
If you hand wash your clothes and process all your food from scratch you’re most likely the exception.
You didnt say processing. You said preparing. There have been bakers and butchers for centuries. Im a laborer, so i trade my wage for others goods like people have forever. But yes, i tend to wash my clothes by hand in my sink unless i can afford the laindromat that month
Remember that one of the biggest contributions to women’s liberation was the invention of the washing machine.
Don’t forget all the time spent dying from now preventable diseases!
Yeah, this is very much glorifying the past, and probably the future. Medieval peasants would dream of sitting in a warm cubicle, well fed, while scrolling lemmy, if they could imagine it. Space colonization is probably impossible too.
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Even if you were a knight. Most knights lived shitty lives and didn’t have armor and maidens that glamorous.
