For real this is how i know him

Of course he’s not wearing his top hat indoors, was he born in a BARN?!
This is a majestically terrible cat! A+
He’s about to monologue some evil shit.
I thought you wrote monocle (a la monopoly) and was surprised it still fits
The mustache is there
This cat is Otto Von Bismarck’s cat.
He sure had a lot of trophies.
GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk.
Goddamnit donut. No one here gets the reference.
Hiii ZEV!
Heihachi Mishima
Burgermeister Meisterburger the cat
The one thing about A Million Ways To Die in the West that I retained is the point it made about those elaborately groomed mustachios, that they were in fact a social display of wealth. Obviously not just a regular old soup strainer, but the waxed and oiled curly villain special?
It’s just not something I had considered since it was such a default appearance in Westerns.
it’s always the fat cats
Winston Purrchil.
Or Margaret Cheshire. I don’t want to assume their gender.
Fuck I’m getting a cat and calling it Winston Purrchil. That’s too cool of a name.



