plausible deniability: I was just cutting a baguette (to be read in French accent)
Oh wow, I’ve never seen a stabaguette before!
Bruchetti
That’s sure to get a rise outta the police
Hon hon hon
That is aggressively French
stabuette a little with my baguette
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Picnic-ready, self-contained baguette. Comes with a way to cut it. The other end (off camera) contains foil-wrapped cheese wedges.
Pain vraiment complet.
Portable Guillotine. I love quick access revolté tools.
hon hon homicide
Le pain!
This deserves more upvotes.
It’s a bread knife.
A bread knife must have teeth
They never said it was a good bread knife.
Fair enough have a good day ahead.
Remember this meme: “you mess with Ratatouille, you get Stabatouille”.
Violence baguettes violence.
“Une graine dans le bocal piment” ?
the photo was taken at the shop Chaise Longue, a chain which specialises in humorous and original collections of household items and gifts. The product, called “Baguette knife” can be seen on the Chaise Longue website.
A price label is clearly visible next to the baguette in one of the pictures shared on social media saying “Une graine dans le bocal piment” (“A seed in the jar – chilli”), which is the name of a Chaise Longue product. It is a jar of chilli seeds, which is part of a range of different types of seeds in jars.
Merci pour Le fact-check
