resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up163arrow-down1external-linkBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square9linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squaretehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 days agoTurns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoHe’s only rated for clouds of glory.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·7 days agoSilly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoplanes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick. So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agohe miracled away the wheels.
Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
He’s only rated for clouds of glory.
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
planes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
he miracled away the wheels.