• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    13 days ago

    Okay, MAGA, let’s check the scoreboard:

    • Epstein Files: they’re bored, they don’t care if what you want. You were told they were full of Democrats, and it turns out they were almost ALL MAGAs.

    • America First: Tell it to Venezuela, Canada, Mexico, Colombia, Ukraine, Iran, Gaza, etc. I can’t wait until we’re in a full-fledged war, and MAGA demands a draft.

    • Deporting Criminals: turns out most of them aren’t criminals, they just wanted an excuse for roaming Death Squads committing spontaneous Firing Squads against innocent American citizens.

    • Lower Prices on Day 1: We’re past Day 365, and prices keep going up.

    So why are you still on board? Is it the Sedition? The virtuosic incompetence? The mind-boggling corruption?

    I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. Pedophiles know that MAGA will protect them, above all else.

    That’s why MAGAs are all Pedophiles.