Good thing it’s pretty easy to break windows.
Even better, when the hardware gets too hot windows explode on their own!

I refuse to defenestrate myself!
I am disappointed that not one person has used the word “defenestrate” yet.
Defenestrate: The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
This is a word that has started more than one war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
We need to be able to mock ourselves and this is certainly one of the funniest so far.
I’ll just
kill -9the fire.Sudo cd ~/Home/Front-door
sudo extinguish
And now I have a picture of a sweaty “I use Arch” user yelling this at a fire about to consume them.
Would be a funny anime 🤔
I love breaking windows!
Windows users when they’re chased by lions in the African savannah and the only way to survive is attempting to ride a gnu:

wat
never happen
no windows here.
just rescue pendrives with live linux, or other computers to ssh in from to put out the fire.
Captain Segfault comes to rescue: You’re saved! Jump through X Window!
$ virt-managerdeath is preferable than using Windows.
Least radicalized Linux user
I’m a big fan of Linux and still this made me lol
My house only has xwindows for that reason.











