• mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Perfectly fit, healthy, six pack abs a penis most women find attractive, a full head of hair and a million dollar bank account?

    Fuck it, I’m in.

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I would be “Ymmel nav Loser”. I’d think I’m actually attractive, but everyone hates how I look. My entire body would be covered in hair, except for the top of my head, the spots immediately above my eyes, my chin, my armpits, and… that spot.

    Even though I’m already fucked, let’s just say I would be even more fucked.

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Guess I’ll find out what it’s like to be a young conservative lesbian. Going to be a wild ride. How would I even get dates?!

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Hmm, I would be a male, short, fat, conservative, idle, angry, gay. I guess I’d get a 4chan account and a big truck I had to climb awkwardly into?

    Would lose most of what I like about myself but not sure. On things where we are middle of population we would keep those? So unless wildly brilliant or gorgeous you would not end up terribly stupid or ugly, right?

  • NONE@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I’m the freaking Ben Shapiro?! Time to put WOKE propaganda in the Daily Wire then.

  • TonyOstrich@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    Well, I’m mildly autistic with absolutely zero charisma, and follow through with my moral and ethical beliefs almost to a fault. I’m probably “smarter” than average, but nowhere near smart enough for it to offset any of the previously mentioned issues.

    So I’d be dumb and charismatic at a minimum. Sounds like I’d be set for life and quite happy.

  • Tuukka R@sopuli.xyz
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    17 days ago

    What is the opposite of human? A mountain? A shrimp? Hmm… No… A human is a conscious being… Therefore, the complete opposite can not be conscious. I physically exist, therefore the complete and total opposite does not.

    Not terrible fucked or blessed… Just very very inactive? And inexistent?

  • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I’m now a very low-level Western European “right-wing” political influencer? I guess I could turn the lights on in some brains and kickstart some hearts in that community, idk?

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    16 days ago

    I’d be a carnivore, right wing religious moderate. I’d have friends, community, happiness and wealth.

    Hmmm…

    • bizarroland@lemmy.worldOP
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      16 days ago

      Still human, but someone who has lived a life that is completely and totally antithetical to you. Someone who would be your mirror dimension evil twin.

      Not necessarily the opposite gender, just like if you are al young white conservative man that lives in the middle of America, you might find yourself as a, um, I don’t know, a middle aged Liberal Chinese man.

      Basically, someone whose viewpoint on life is so antithetical to yours that if you were suddenly transported into their life, you would not know how to function.

  • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I would be rich, charismatic, handsome, well connected, influential, happy, and dumb as a brick. I would be blessed; the rest of you I don’t know so much about.