Why does this never happen to me?
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"
Oh, boo fucking hoe
Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it
I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.
This headline is funny and I’d like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere
This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they’re just quoting the other article.
https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/
Works for me. The sun can get fucked
God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.
The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere
The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.
Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.
Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.
