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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

I have an idea ☝️

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I have an idea ☝️

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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  • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip
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    If you wanna increase birth rates, take 100% of all the billionaire’s money (not a “reasonable tax amount” and spread it to everyone else.

    I’m more than willing to just let them be literally penniless (and disqualified for welfare) if the world will benefit from it. And it will.

    They don’t deserve an honest living, they deserve a solitary confinement cell.

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      I’m open to them having social welfare after being stripped of their assets. I think I just expect that our prisons should provide its inmates with a humane standard of living of which they would of course have access to from their cell.

  • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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    Pokemon Hump

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    There are already plenty Pokémon porn games

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    😏

  • Limonene@lemmy.world
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    Sapphire Safari is sorta like that. It’s basically Pokemon Snap, but porn.

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    PokemonFuck?

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    There’s a pokemon sleep?

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      The funny thing is that they teased it like 3 years before it actually came out, so people following Pokemon news were like “Where the hell is Pokemon Sleep?” for years

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlOP
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      Honestly I was just as surprised as you are

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    PokemonGrindr

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      If it’s anything like the original, I am not sure that will solve the specific problem of declining birthrates.

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    PokemonUBI

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    PokemonFamilyFriendlyWorkingConditionsAndFreeDaycare?

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      PokemonAffordableHousing

      • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlOP
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        Please gamefreak I am begging you

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    Pokémon GO: touch grass ✅ Pokémon Sleep: touch pillow ✅ Now we just need Pokémon Rent so we can afford kids 😂

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    TIL there’s a game called Pokemon Sleep. My life will never be the same.

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      And here I paid for sleep as android like a rube… Better not start using Pokémon sleep, it’ll classify between snorlax, psyduck, and goldeen.

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    I mean what was Mr mime doing there

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    Pokemon Smash

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