Black pill’s gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication
You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don’t take that one.
But some of that stuff isn’t very pleasant to eat.
I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse
I’d love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!
As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.
Eat a bunch of apple seeds
Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.
We’d call it getting green pilled
Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.
blue :3
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
Done
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Well I mean to be fair there’s a few vindictive pooing spree people in my own life. I was driven mad years by this dystopia ago so not to worry that ship has sailed
They’re already pretty shitty
So it’s a fitting end
For more petty cases, turn people’s stuff or food into poo.
Start with just the roof of their mouths.
Nothing changes.
Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it’s the former, don’t we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?
I’ll have uhhhh…
When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium’s lifetime???
Is it lifetime or halflifetime?
Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of…uhh…idk who the main character is)
Hello Gordon
I need that unretard for sure!
I don’t understand the orange pill so I must need the black pill
Green, I’d turn trump into poo
Uhhmm eehhhh uhhhmmm
The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.
