I know he’s not going to because he’s actually playing this like an adult, but damn I wish our federal government would troll 'em just a little in the style of the Fords.

fuck it, I’d be fine with Dougie doing it. he’s not federal, so Trump can’t claim it was Canada doing it, and he’s got the aura for it already. c’mon Dougie, play your part for us before you go back to destroying the environment, giving handouts to your corporate buddies, and trying to waste taxpayer money on terrible traffic solutions