• frog@feddit.uk
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    At a diner a waitress asked my cousin, “how do you want your eggs?”

    His response: “Fried.”

    Dude, we are in a 24 hour diner. You think they can poach your fucking egg?!

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          I’ve always seen “fried egg” refer specifically to an egg cracked directly into a hot pan with the intent of keeping the yolk intact. “How do you like your eggs?” “Fried.” means not scrambled. You might be more specific and specified a “doneness” from sunny side up to over-hard.

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      Is this a joke? Fried eggs aren’t poached eggs and all you need to poach an egg is a pan and some water.

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        Yeah, there are certainly ways of preparing eggs that aren’t allowed in 24-hour diners (no line cook is doing “Scotched” egg next to your bacon), but poached or boiled are both allowed most places, on top of the normal fried options (sunny-side, over-easy, over-medium, over-hard) and scrambled.