Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.
They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can’t plug them away!(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)
You’re not my real dad, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Where else am I supposed to store them?
Somebody else’s buthole,
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
What about egg rolls?
That’s okay
Frozen? Or no?
Only way to get them solid enough, really
Well how else are men supposed to get pregnant? Gotta have an egg to get fertilized.
well shit.
Awww, puts them back in the fridge
Hmmmm, leftovers!
I’m a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn’t be boofing fenceposts either, but I’ll wait until there’s a consensus on that, I think.
First they came for the spring rolls…
Then I came for the spring rolls
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
They also came for frozen potatoes
NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.
Just … just don’t double dip
What, do you think I’m going to put that in my MOUTH???!!
eventually yeah. that’s called general tzo’s dickin
We should tell this to RJK Jr, he said to not listen at experts.
Welp, there go my weekend plans
