Do you want dick cheese? Because that’s how you get dick cheese.

I choose to imagine you’re the polar bear version of jason statham’s character in every movie he’s ever done.

I read somewhere recently that over half of obamacare recipients voted for this. I sincerely believe long-covid takes the shine off an already dull knife. I hate that I have to disown nearly everyone (including family) to protect my kids from the social stank.

Well aren’t you just the knower of all things! You must be a lot of fun at parties. Your condescending posture doesn’t deter everyone, though.

I can tell you don’t have a ton of life experience just based on your holier-than-thou attitude, but let me let you in on a secret: This is an imperfect and cruel world where cheaters do win and they win consistently. The overall message of the Batman ethos is spot-on. Civic investment doesn’t sanitize human nature - jockeying for position is a core human trait and there will always be some who challenge civic boundaries for a buck.

Please proceed with your ad hominem-centered reply… I’m eager to analyze it.

Basically the plot of Book of Mormon

Keith: The highbrow Kyle.

Wanna go ride a bicycle?