Spykee

Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.

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Take some bloody notes, Michelangelo di Lodovico!
Quit drawing titties & dicks & learn some art…and bring that boy Leonardo so that he learns something as well.
Kids these days!

*acetone

I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.

Oh the training dildos!
Yeah, totally forgot about those fuckers.
Them too.

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.

I just might try it…for science, of course!
You know those fancy looking cheap car humidifiers that you can keep in your car?
Yeah those.
After a heavy seafood dinner, the next morning pee is strikingly yellow. Or, after eating a couple of B-complex multi vitamins.
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Experimental piss-pot, here I come.
For science, of course.

In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

Finally!
Some proper representation!

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

Roku can suck it.

awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf

Bros,
Where are the pretty pics of the watches you all are talking about?
What.The.Damn?
Why you do this? Have you no shame? No compassion?
What if I have never seen a f-91w? Would you not want me to know what I’m missing out on?
Fucking wankers.
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Here’s how you do this,

Niiiiice!

Watch tax.
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The one I had before. I gave this one to my Pops coz his wasn’t working well.
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The one that I’m currently wearing.
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Watches bro!
Digital watches are fine & the battery operated ones are cool too, God speed to them, but I’m talking about the Analogue ones.
Specifically Automatic ones.
Fucking piece of assembled metal parts and it will go all tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick on its own from the moment you put it on your wrist.
It’ll continue to show you the proper time. Some will also tell you what day of the week it is or what’s the date. Heck, I’ve got one that tells me the day, date, month AND the moon phase!
On top of this, these nuggets are built such, that they will last longer than your poor ass on this planet, still blingy and going tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick.
You know those make Seikos and Citizen? Those mfs put bloody gps AND solar IN.A.FUCKING.WRIST.WATCH!
Why you ask?
So that when your dumb ass gives up on adjusting to the local time after you get off the plane in a different time zone, it will do it for you. That shit is too posh for your fumbly fingers to try to set the correct time, so it says, “Hold on, let me look at the sky real quick and I will set the day,date & time myself, you are too dazed and hungover. Please save your filthy fingers for your disgusting Doritos.”
You know the best part? They look more gorgeous than Kate Winslet’s porcelain titties embellished with a diamond neck piece.
It’ll cost less than your monthly groceries. Don’t miss out bro, get one.\

…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness.