Spykee

Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.

I am average!

Hmmm…
Hmmmmmm…
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.

@rowinxavier@lemmy.world , meet @slazer2au@lemmy.world.…
dude’s airing your dirty laundry in public.
I’m more than happy to replace him in your country. I’ll blend in ‘swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch’ in no time.

How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?

So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!

First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly, When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should’ve started with this.
Imma land there now.

Yo, what happens if I’m already autistic and I take Tylenol suppositories (I have oral ulcers)?
Do I get double Autism?
If so, can I get the Math flavoured Autism, please?

There are now studies that say that prolonged use of AI tools, impacts your cognition & other cognitive deterioration.
This dude has been smoking sawdust-laced-pot with his GenAI code for decades. Imagine how gooey his brain must’ve become by now. No wonder he can no longer grasp the concept of zeros after numbers.
Did you ever think about that? No, you only think about yourself.

Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.

My side-chick.

Fuck.
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Dick.
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Cunt.

Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.

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Take some bloody notes, Michelangelo di Lodovico!
Quit drawing titties & dicks & learn some art…and bring that boy Leonardo so that he learns something as well.
Kids these days!

*acetone

I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.

Oh the training dildos!
Yeah, totally forgot about those fuckers.
Them too.

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.

I just might try it…for science, of course!
You know those fancy looking cheap car humidifiers that you can keep in your car?
Yeah those.
After a heavy seafood dinner, the next morning pee is strikingly yellow. Or, after eating a couple of B-complex multi vitamins.
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Experimental piss-pot, here I come.
For science, of course.