

When I had my first dog, I drove a Kia Soul and would put the back row of seats down when I took him places. Depending on the circumstances, I might let him in from the rear hatchback or one of the rear side doors. One day I called him out to the car and was standing beside the open rear passenger side door. He came tearing down the path at full speed, rounded the car and leapt-- into the closed back door. He yiped, looked at me like he was offended, then hopped in the open door.
OP, I feel you pain. My current dog ate a toy, too. Only it wasn’t his toy, and I don’t have any kids…
$4300 emergency vet visit later, my girlfriend and I are much better about cleaning up after playtime.

Always crazy seeing a The Big Hit reference in the wild