its like your penis. always spraying little spritz’s of liquid every time you flick It about.

indeed. also if they get a taste of kraft macaroni and cheese they basically get a tattoo of a box

they went wild, as in good. like when a dog gets its first taste of ice cream. they go bananas, knocking tables over and smashing into bookshelves to get their prissy little european hands on that tub of ronch

Ok but I have to break the news to you: I know many European people who have gone ape shit when they tried ranch for the first time.

in ireland its called Cool Original

ive played through 3 or 4 times… it sounds like its time to play though again. part 1 is my favorite game of all time

when has arrogance and a sense of superiority right at the outset of a conflict ever gone poorly in the past? dancing is appropriate. planes!!

that was way more concise than what I typed out below

ok so at the very, very beginning, joel comes home from work and his preteen daughter, sarah, a blonde girl with a texas accent, gifts him a wristwatch.

she is then awoken by the commotion of the outbreak and you play as her and essentially walk downstairs where joel comes in through the glass door and gets his revolver. from there you drive to the city where there is a car crash and then sarah is shot and dies in joel’s arms.

when he wakes up several years later from a nightmare on the couch, you can see that he is still wearing the watch sarah gave him but the crystal is smashed and it doesnt work. through the game, the watch is shown from time to time representing the trauma of losing sarah and the transference of his feelings from sarah to ellie. at the hospital he calls ellie “baby girl” which is what he called sarah while she was dying in his arms. its kinda the driver of the plot

so I take it you havent played the game?

you actually play as her before you play as anyone else.

in OP’s vision, she is played by a cartoon character.

zelensky and the edge

its prolly just preverts- peeping tom’s.

satanic black magic! sick shit!!

cause it looks like shit. films, aka movies, have had a certain look and feel to them since the beginning. when you have the resolution and frame rate too high it looks like youre looking at actors on a soundstage. its too clear. it disables the suspension of disbelief.

theres nothing normal about that. period.

its the same as pinning a photo of the girl who works at the coffee shop to a pillow and talking to it.

yeah no its mainly the caffiene. this is why I use coffee as a substitute but not club soda, outta here with that 👉

yeah id say it was unlikely the fediverse chick was reaching out to people in earnest. someone messing w her by sending those messages then directing people toward her irl makes way more sense to me than taking that at face value

yeah im pretty addicted. I like the caffiene and the fizziness. for a few months I switched to coffee but its not fizzy and way harder to port around.

anyway I need to stop drinking this crap

how do we know this?

she’s still out there bro. maybe spam dm every single lemmy user to see if you can reach her

We have the dumbest leaders ever," one person commented. “What a weird thing to be proud of,” a second person added"

this is some concise journalism. they didnt bother to even note if the people they were quoting were posting on twitter or a facebook thread in any way. just said “some dude said this”.

the irish star is a dirt rag tabloid, this isnt a source worth posting. surely other platforms are reporting on this