The neighbor’s toilet. Saves space to stack ‘em like this. As long as they line it up right, flushing this one drops right into the bowl of the next one.

“Rigor Tortoise”

trump fails at everything, eventually.

He might be dead, he might be braindead and on life support, he might be recovering. Until we see a body, it’s impossible to know.

Schrödinger’s Turtle

4 Benadryl is also known as “teleportation spell, level 1.” Because you will doze off and then a few hours later wake up somewhere else, with no recollection of how you got there.

I’ve tested this accidentally once. It works. I took two, fell asleep for a few mins, woke up and having forgotten I’d already taken some, took two more. I woke up at 11pm on a Sunday night inside the closed & empty cafeteria of the local community college, with no car.

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The cool thing about wind and solar power generation is that you could build one in your backyard.

For nuclear power that is seriously frowned upon.

It’s actually pretty funny…

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I love summer.
I’d rather have 90° than 9°.
I like having daylight past 4pm.
I like seeing blue skies and the sun.
I like being able to go outside without bundling up under five layers, and still being cold.
I like not having to shovel my walks, snowblower my drive, scrape off my car, etc.
I like swimming.
I like seeing green trees, colorful flowers , bumblebees, and nature.
I like taking my kid to the park so he can ride his skateboard.
I like going to the beach.

Fuck winter, man.

Right. So 320 calories x 12 grams = 3840°C

3840°C = 6944°F

145°F is the “minimum internal temperature.”

6944°F - 145°F = 6799°F (the Aldi difference)

6799°F for 20-23 minutes or until the cheese is golden brown.

It’s all right there on the box, man.

It says 320 calories.

1 calorie of heat energy is equivalent to raising the temperature of 1 gram of water by 1 degree Celsius, so 1 cal = 1 °C temperature change for 1 gram of water.

So how many grams of water are in the pizza?

Might be cheaper to buy a used kei truck and convert it to biodiesel or electric.

I voted against him. Why am I paying for his decision? Does that seem fair?

Look at it this way: Brutalist buildings are more “honest.”

All modern buildings are brutalist (reinforced concrete, bare materials) until their glass / metal / brick facades are put on.

The Obama library is the anti-trump building. It’s devoid of flamboyance, false adornment, unnecessary material, or flashy opulence. It is exactly what it wants to be. Imposing but unobtrusive on the skyline. It’s part of the scenery, without becoming the scenery.

The hypocrisy! “Linux bros” are constantly shitting all over Mac and Windows, even more than they shit all over every flavor of *nix that isn’t their preferred flavor.

“The floggings will continue until morale improves.”

Now you’re just splitting hairs. I mean we’d still call solar panels “solar panels,” even if they were collecting energy from another star (say, on an interstellar spaceship).

unless you’re including the formation of the solar system as ‘solar’.

I did say “if you follow the trail back far enough.” Same goes for uranium. Born from supernovae (exploding stars).

Every power source is a solar power source if you follow the trail back far enough.