At least he died doing what he loved: being a giant douche.

You say vehicular manslaughter, I say vehicular man’s laughter.

“Bloodbuzz Ohio” -The National.
it’s short, sweet, a little sexy, I can do the voice, and I can remember the lyrics. Also, I live in Ohio. And it reminds me of my best friend, who passed away last year.

It would be more efficient if they stood with their dicks end to end, and each jerker could maximize stroke time by stroking middle-out, two dick per hand, that’s four dicks each.

You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.

The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.

I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”
Another apt comparison.

I have a friend who swears by them. Buys one after another of those heaps of junk. I always ask her “how’s your Heep?”

I recently binged every season of “Silicon Valley,” and regret not watching it sooner.

  STROKE  
EMBOLISM 
    2026

I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.

• Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
• Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
• Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
• Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
• Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.

I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.

How about throwing stones at tigers?

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Is this a US thing? I live in the US, I’ve stayed at many hotels in the US, and I have never, ever seen or heard of a hotel without bathroom doors.

But no, in general we are not ok over here and could use some help removing a fascist regime.

EDIT: I just poked around on that website and it lists hotels all over the world, not just the US

Willful ignorance.

I don’t like that the caption says Cookie Monster but that’s clearly Grover, a far superior muppet.

But would you trust everyone who takes a book off the shelf to put it back exactly where they found it?

Could it simply be that your VPN puts you in a region which Wisconsin doesn’t want to provide access? So if your current VPN server is in Vancouver, maybe Wisconsin blocks traffic from outside of WI or the US, because why should/would any legit “Vancouver” person need access to Wisconsin data?

Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.