Or just simply: “Smart glasses, activate live nude filter for that blonde ordering coffee”

Unfortunately you aren’t

Some lighthearted roleplay because she knows her husband is with her best friend and it’s more exciting if he pretends he doesn’t know about her other guy?

Shaming someone with fewer posts than you is some reddit-ass bullshit and definitely doesn’t encourage people to post.

Stop mocking comments!

Hypocrisy

Add this to his bitching about no one finding him funny anymore when his humor hasn’t changed since '86. He’s just trying to stave off irrelevance. The last great thing he did was a movie about bestiality (BEEstiality).

It’s a piece of luggage actually. Fun fact Portmanteau is itself a portmanteau of porter (to carry) and manteau (mantle).

They’re known for that in America as well, it’s just that they’re also usually cheaper to buy and to fix when bought domestically. You need to plan for repairs because American roads are poorly maintained.

That golden statue that Tim Apple gave him is already paying off.

Sex sells. Simple as.