That and the food.

I grant you, enforcing unjust laws isn’t ideal. But pull your head out of your ass, the air up there is killing your brain!

There’s worse ways to enforce bad laws. The rights of the accused is an older and more powerful revolutionary idea than whatever toothless shit “state oppression of the working class” is meant to represent, though it isn’t clear you understand the shape behind that shadow.

You’re embodying the joke here. Don’t let the fantasy of a perfect world that exists in your dream blind you to the realities of the one we’re in.

In addition, look at how enforcement was conducted. Due process. Warrants. No shooting protesters, no mass raids.

And all the other stuff trump has failed at which anyone could have done better by doing nothing at all.

The one who turns into a giant snake and then wins will be the greatest villain of all time since that otherwise never works. Doesn’t count if you win first and then turn into a giant snake.

By that age you’d have seen such an event almost 20 times, give or take. You know how it turns out and don’t need to see it for yourself, you can just get the highlights later if anything abnormal happens.

With the newly relaxed hiring standards at the FBI, the agents can now recommend greener pastures for dating.

Meta, X, and ChatGPT have all automated mass piracy of art, music, articles, and anything their genAI touches. Surely you mean to start there?

I could see a bunch of programmers scamming a journo into believing this story, but would have expected an editor to catch it. Unless they’ve all been replaced with LLMs.

This is why we tie herrings into origami birds using tinfoil rhomboids, like they did in 438 BCE to avoid syphilis.

Happy birthday to you, me, and our millions of siblings worldwide.

So, it listens all day, records everything you say or anyone near you says (regardless of their permission), and transmits it to a central server for processing, then returns an AI slop edition?

And those who have one paid full price?

The wrong people have money everywhere.

I’d suggest Lunarica, but constructing or comprehending even a shoddy portmanteau like that is far beyond his capabilities.

The writers of Black Mirror should sue every time someone steals one of their plots to make money.

Must be a pretty healthy person too.

Taxes themselves are not theft, but the misuse of those taxes (such as waging purposeless war, refurbishing your gifted airplane emoluments, funneling money to a family member’s private business, putting public money into crypto scams, or vandalizing public monuments) is a kind of theft.

Oh for sure. And doesn’t the Bible say how it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven? We must confiscate the wealth of all those poor billionaires at once for the salvation of their souls!

“From each according to their means to each according to their greed.”

-Marx Twain probably

The years have seemed short but the days go slowly by Two loose kites falling from the sky Drawn to the ground and an end to flight

-The Shins - “Pink Bullets”

Sounds like body purist propaganda. Of course all those inferior flesh bits will get removed and replaced with superior bionics. Kidnappers? Tax collectors? If you meet a stranger on the road, they’re probably just going to eat you and you should shoot first just in case.