Not evilest (genocides, infanticide, and the like are no fun to read or to think about), but toughest, strongest, most dominant. How do you become the Doctor Doom Supreme of this universe?
You don’t have to explain how you accomplish your task, just what you would do.
Fun answers encouraged; don’t be a bummer. (marking NSFW just in case to make mod’s lives easier)
Not being able to die for the next 10 installments of the series.
You know you’re tough when the writers say so.
Every time someone writes a mediocre fanfiction work, I do one pushup.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Almighty
Just accuse god of being lazy, and the use his power to take control of all existence.
Close the comment section, this is impossible to overcome
Bruce was only in control of Buffalo, NY, and he fucked it up pretty quickly
Every movie is real at once? Seems like a lot of rules are gonna be conflicting.
I allow you free reign to exercise artistic license in whatever capacity is necessary to reconcile the inconsistencies to your satisfaction, my friend.
First, I’m going to need a volcano.
I become a sexy love interest for the protagonist(s). This gives me enough plot armor to become unstoppable.
You have to come in at least a few episodes/chapters after the protagonists adventure starts, though, otherwise you get reverse plot armor and are immediately murdered for character development.
I genetically engineer puppies that explode on their third birthday, give them out for free to the heroes and then strike during their moment of grief for an easy victory.
Alternatively, I wait untiã someone else cotquers the Universe and then use the exploding puppy trick on them.
I kill the protagonist in act 1 instead of letting them go.
The only things a villain needs to do in order to be a badass in Movieland is to walk slowly and look menacing while uttering a memorable catchphrase.
That doesn’t necessarily make them successful at their primary objective, since almost all Movieland villains lose eventually (they tend to leave their Plot Armor at home), but being remembered by the other residents forever is its own version of victory.
Unfortunately I’m not clever enough to have a good catchphrase, so I’m a minor henchman at best.
Take a piss on Superman.
Get fucked by superman so everyone knows I can outlast his super magnum dong
He could just be into that.
Damn that’s really badass though
I mean, obviously, just kill and/or subjugate all or most of the other villains. Doesn’t need to be complicated.
Train until my power level is over 20,000. Beat that Goku and Freeza
You just gonna act like Vegeta Prince of Saiyans ain’t even there?
I would create a factory system for growing human babies that gave off pollution that made people sterile.
That sounds a pretty neat optimisation of the birth giving process. Might even solve some countries demographic issues!
Take one bite of an apple in every scene. A new apple every time.
I would make everyone in the world dissapear so I could finally have some peace and quiet
