donate to wikipedia and fsf first and then get a beer

Tell no one, live in my tiny house, buy high quality jeans, travel a lot by myself, get a library’s worth of books, and make art/video games all day.

This is kinda the plot of Hudson Hawk.

Not ask the internet what I would do – revealing that I’ve found an infinite money glitch.

Get a peaceful night of sleep.

Crash the rouble.

Just glitch infinite amounts of it and give it to everyone

Well maybe it’s too boring and obvious, but… Seize the means of production, distribute equal shares of its ownership to everyone, design a democratic process to decide what should come next.

Immediately not trust it and assume I’m too stupid or ignorant to see what the flaw in the system is.

And next I’d be worried that, flaw or not, the authorities might find out about it, because that would almost certainly not end well.

Even if there’s truly a way to get something for nothing, someone else will find a way to take it away.

Really? Keep it so quiet.

Would do the things to the house that we say we’d do if we had all the money. But not more. Get the car my husband wants, but with a loan so it’s not so obvious. I don’t need one. Start putting the max into the retirement accounts and pull an extra couple thousand to pay for stuff each month.

I feel like this would basically need to be laundered like crime money, if we wanted to do more with it, even good things. Would think on it, but without a way to do that I would just use it.

I’d spawn a million tons of cash above every single capitalist’s house and let them be suffocated to death by the thing they love most

My wallet never would be empty, but just enough to buy a drink or a meal when need it

Something terrible.

See if I can manufacture a world-wide property value crash

One guy already found this hack and created a shitty “AI” company

Sounds cliche but I would have a massive animal sanctuary. Our domesticated animals shouldn’t be left alone. They need us as much as we need them.