Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoDog starts house fire by chewing portable phone battery, officials sayabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down17
arrow-up1286arrow-down1external-linkDog starts house fire by chewing portable phone battery, officials sayabcnews.go.comSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
minus-squareMr_WorldlyWiseman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoIt was outside of the environment
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoIt’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been thrown beyond the environment.
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·5 days agoWell, there are a lot of these dogs chewing things around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that pets aren’t safe.
minus-squareMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoBut maybe lithium batteries aren’t safe…
minus-squareboobs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 days agoIt’s a reference to a famous funny video. Even the guys username is from it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoAbsolutely ludicrous, these are very very strong batteries.
minus-squareMuad'dib@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoSenator Collins, can you tell me about your government’s tax plan?
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 days agoWell, there are regulations governing the materials they can be made of.
minus-squareLorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoWhat materials?
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoNo cardboard derivatives.
minus-squarequick_snail@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 days agoWould like to see “dog chews dong cause it yo vstch fire” to the regulations requirements
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoWell, I was thinking more about the other ones.
minus-squareMarshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoMy only thought was that the pet owners are idiots
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoWell, I was thinking more about the other ones.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoMy cat exclusively choose USB cables, other cables are not tasty apparently. Is difficult to plan for everything.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoCable plastics are derived from soy. They are designed to break down in landfills but the side effect is cat pasta.
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoOh, very rigorous accessory engineering standards.
minus-squareSenator Collins@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoWell, some of them are built so that they aren’t chewed on at all.
Well hows that untypical?
It was outside of the environment
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been thrown beyond the environment.
Well, there are a lot of these dogs chewing things around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that pets aren’t safe.
But maybe lithium batteries aren’t safe…
It’s a reference to a famous funny video. Even the guys username is from it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
Absolutely ludicrous, these are very very strong batteries.
Senator Collins, can you tell me about your government’s tax plan?
It’s a complete void.
Well, there are regulations governing the materials they can be made of.
What materials?
Well, cardboard’s out.
And?
No cardboard derivatives.
Like paper?
Would like to see “dog chews dong cause it yo vstch fire” to the regulations requirements
Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
My only thought was that the pet owners are idiots
Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
My cat exclusively choose USB cables, other cables are not tasty apparently. Is difficult to plan for everything.
Cable plastics are derived from soy. They are designed to break down in landfills but the side effect is cat pasta.
Oh, very rigorous accessory engineering standards.
Well, some of them are built so that they aren’t chewed on at all.