You wake up it’s Saturday October 18 it’s 51 degrees outside, cloudy and rainy. The trees colorful leaves are still holding on strong and fortunately there’s not much wind today. You make yourself your favorite breakfast and morning drink and sit down at your cozy computer setup. “I’m going to relax and play games all day today” you say to yourself. You pack a bowl of the finest marijuana and take just a sipple of a hit…just enough to relax. You press power on your computer tower and the whirl of fans begin. Your monitor boots up and you login…all of a sudden…your browser window automatically pops up and a video starts automatically playing… it’s the 1998 video of when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table… You pass out from excitement. You begin to slowly wake and all of a sudden you hear a cart being pulled by a horse and you see a Nordic man looking at you…his mouth covered by a handkerchief. “Welcome to Skyrim” the words appear out of thin air floating before your eyes.
Also to anyone reading this comment…
You just lost the game
And then my dad beat me with jumper cables
For a minute I thought U/shittymorph had left reddit.
I had to double check the username
What a fucking ride
Damn. Im sitting here after a fine bowl, getting invested in the scenario…
I watched that cage match when it happened. Mankind lost a tooth, if I remember correctly.
As a Celsius user in the southern hemisphere on the (checks calendar) 7th of October, those first two sentences made me do several double-takes.
And I haven’t even lit up the Devil’s lettuce yet