I remember fourth grade spelling bee, they gave me a homophobe to spell. I can’t remember which, I’ve worked myself into a lather with this story enough that it’s changed over the years, but I didn’t ask to use it in a sentence and the mean teacher smiled like a fat toad that needed to fart and you were licking it for hallucinating and it was not that type of toad and said no it’s spelled with an E and the kid from her class won and I held it together until I got home and then I cried.
I just wanted to tell the story I’m sure there was a point at somewhere but this place downtown has good donuts.
I remember fourth grade spelling bee, they gave me a homophobe to spell. I can’t remember which, I’ve worked myself into a lather with this story enough that it’s changed over the years, but I didn’t ask to use it in a sentence and the mean teacher smiled like a fat toad that needed to fart and you were licking it for hallucinating and it was not that type of toad and said no it’s spelled with an E and the kid from her class won and I held it together until I got home and then I cried.
I just wanted to tell the story I’m sure there was a point at somewhere but this place downtown has good donuts.
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You sure ewe don’t mean homophone?
No my eyes are different colors
No, you’re thinking of when milk fat is evenly mixed in, when your eyes are different colours that’s homeostasis.
Giving a homophobe to spell is unacceptable!