Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoJust animal noiseslemmy.worldimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1337arrow-down119
arrow-up1318arrow-down1imageJust animal noiseslemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square21linkfedilink
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up44arrow-down4·15 hours agoI had a kid and suddenly all my money and free time evaporated. How does something so small make me go from one load of laundry a week to 2 a day?? Where did the money go? I’m not buying much more. How the fuck is the sink full of dirty dishes? I literally finished the dishes 12 seconds ago. Why is everything sticky? What the fuck is on the ceiling?!?!
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-26 hours ago“Get your feet out of you brothers mouth.” One of many phrases that I never thought I would have to say before I became a parent.
I had a kid and suddenly all my money and free time evaporated.
How does something so small make me go from one load of laundry a week to 2 a day??
Where did the money go? I’m not buying much more.
How the fuck is the sink full of dirty dishes? I literally finished the dishes 12 seconds ago.
Why is everything sticky? What the fuck is on the ceiling?!?!
“Get your feet out of you brothers mouth.”
One of many phrases that I never thought I would have to say before I became a parent.