Kennystillalive@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agoQuestion to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?message-squaremessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down114
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareQuestion to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?Kennystillalive@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square105linkfedilink
minus-squareunnamed1@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·7 days agoShake is all you need. Whoever claims otherwise is not good at the shaking game
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·6 days ago…if you’re wearing underwear to catch the bit that clings to the tip, because of how liquids work.
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down3·7 days agoOr uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
minus-squareunnamed1@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoIn the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoMicrosplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoThe simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
minus-squareunnamed1@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoBut that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·7 days agoSit down and wipe.
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoThen stand back up, and pee!
minus-squareunnamed1@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·7 days agoNo one talked about standing vs sitting
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoSitting down and wiping means no splatters.
Shake is all you need. Whoever claims otherwise is not good at the shaking game
…if you’re wearing underwear to catch the bit that clings to the tip, because of how liquids work.
Or uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
In the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
Microsplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
The simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
But that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
Sit down and wipe.
Then stand back up, and pee!
No one talked about standing vs sitting
Sitting down and wiping means no splatters.