Too much of the wording is the same as other scripts, and there is absolutely no reason to ask for a bank name for a banker’s check, it’s just so they don’t use the same one on their counterfeit, and get found out too quickly.

Also there is no way his daughter is a professional child model, but he needs to troll Art Station to get a portrait, and has no other photos, and he says they’re supposed to be a “surprise” for his daughter who literally posed for them. Lol wut. And there’s plenty more of them online, but he can only give me 3 thumbnails.

He hasn’t actually answered one my very logical questions. Don’t you think a real dad would say something like “oh good point about lens distortion/facial structure, I’ll ask my wife about that” or at least “What’s lens distortion”? He’s not suspicious, he’s going phishing.

And I will report him, thank you. That’s certainly a way to bone him.

I think in my next reply, I’ll casually mention watching the Bee Keeper, where Jason Statham slaughters his way through an entire Gov’t phishing conspiracy, because they caused his friend to commit suicide.

Bluetooth is better than…it used to be? Because I promise you there is no earbud on planet earth better than my open back cans.

I have lived in Tucson, Arizona for about 5 years. I still get excited about all the little lizards and birds. And Coyotes, and bobcats. Last night I saw a toad for the first time. There is a TON of wildlife here, kind of like you hear about Australia, and it’s pretty amazing. I’m sure it’s all pretty old hat to a lot of people. I also see gorgeous mountain ranges every day, which is not something I grew up with in New York.

Oh, and there is legal weed (marijuana) every damn where. It’s fucking. Awesome. We…did not have this in NY growing up.