• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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      Don’t forget the classic “I got it on on Epstein’s Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I’m such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I’m gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who’s never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs”

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      4 days ago

      FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

      SOME OF THOSE THAT RUN FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT PET PUPPIES

      RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY POCKET FULL OF SHELLS (UNIRONICALLY)