Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a wide river.
Blonde 1 yells: How do I get to the other side?
Blonde 2 yells back: You’re already there!
Dirty:
Three generations of prostitutes were sitting around discussing their trade. The daughter complains,“I’m only getting $20 for a blowjob.” The mother pipes up and says, “Back in my day we only got $5.” Then the grandmother speaks up and says, “During the great depression we were happy to just have something warm in our belly.”
(this one is better if you do an old lady voice for the last line.)
Clean:
Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a wide river. Blonde 1 yells: How do I get to the other side? Blonde 2 yells back: You’re already there!
Dirty:
Three generations of prostitutes were sitting around discussing their trade. The daughter complains,“I’m only getting $20 for a blowjob.” The mother pipes up and says, “Back in my day we only got $5.” Then the grandmother speaks up and says, “During the great depression we were happy to just have something warm in our belly.”
(this one is better if you do an old lady voice for the last line.)
Rub your belly in reminiscence for added ick.