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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

What are your favourite jokes and puns?

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What are your favourite jokes and puns?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/43035630

One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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It’s not my favourite but it’s dark so it really sticks in my mind:

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  Flip the racism by making it two MAGAts, and you’ve got yourself a gem.
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  I’ve heard this as two priests.

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