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compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    If someone shoots Boris, the owner will have a lot more to worry about than home invaders

    164lbs of Tannerite Kills a Barn

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      If I had a Boris, I’d be dead before they got a chance to shoot Boris. At which point Boris will have done his job.

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      How big is that foyer? Is the wall behind Boris a steel wall per chance ?

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        Better include a steel roof, because the structural integrity of the ceiling ain’t looking great once the dust clears.

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      Also the whole needing a mega sonic bullet and he’ll likely get handgun fire.

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        Yeah, most rifle calibers are needed to set off tannerite. Should’ve mentioned that in my original comment, but oh well lol.

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          Boris has a bananamag, which is literally communism, hence he’s getting AR’d without question long before someone pulls a Glock on him.

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          You’re good homie. I’m just a pedantic.

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            would think you would have said I’m just a pedant or I’m just being pedantic then… 😄

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              That’s what I meant! Thank you!

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        Simple, small audio sensor rigged to detonator, when systems active it can be set off by gunshots

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