deranger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoshut the hell upsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1622arrow-down120
arrow-up1602arrow-down1imageshut the hell upsh.itjust.worksderanger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square50linkfedilink
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoIf it speaks it has a tongue. If it has a tongue, it can be cut out.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agoAnd get you arrested, screaming “I wasn’t trying to steal cash from the self-checkout machine, just rip its speaker wires!”
If it speaks it has a tongue. If it has a tongue, it can be cut out.
And get you arrested, screaming “I wasn’t trying to steal cash from the self-checkout machine, just rip its speaker wires!”