OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University admitted Thursday they had assumed the shooter was just an ordinary gunman on campus. “When that first shot rang out, we all figured it was […]
  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
    88·
    13 days ago

    Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it’s satire now.

    I want off Mr. Toad’s wild ride. I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.

    • sidelove@lemmy.world
      20·
      13 days ago

      I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.

      You and me both, brother. God I wish.

  • Novaling@lemmy.zipEnglish
    451·
    13 days ago

    I laughed in actual horror before I realized it was The Onion. Like I would’ve fully believed it for a sec. Media literacy is important kiddos, read more than a headline!