ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agoGive me some good oneslemmy.worldimagemessage-square146linkfedilinkarrow-up1980arrow-down110
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minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up142·edit-211 days agoShakespeare had a banger. “I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.” I also like. “I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·11 days ago“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 days agoGot in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 days agoNot technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
minus-squaredrunkpostdisaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoA duel with fists is still a duel
minus-squareMatt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 days agoI have a cup with the last line on it
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
Did you win?
Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
A duel with fists is still a duel
I have a cup with the last line on it