I once actually thought that when movies and shows were developing, I thought that they were being made within the year of their release date. I didn’t know that these projects were sometimes done in advance or took years to make.
That when ‘Commercial Breaks’ happened during shows, I thought they meant that the actors needed a break before resuming. Not realizing that episodes are already made and commercials just interrupt things to just sell you shit.
When I learned food and drinks were energy for your body, I actually thought that when I got sleepy or tired, I just needed to drink or eat something. Not realizing that it wouldn’t have mattered.
I’d get an easy job going into I.T.
And that I was a genius for designing a solar powered lamp that shone on itself
When I was very young I thought Jesus was born every year just to die again at Easter constantly, and Christmas was His resurrection. I remember seeing Venus near Christmas and thinking that it was announcing Jesus’ birth.
Also if a building was destroyed while you were inside, everything would be fine until you tried to leave and you’d see it was a wreck
You earned money by buying things. That’s what change was.
Nighttime is caused by heavy clouds. Stars are just gaps in the clouds. I remember trying to test this theory the first time I flew at night, but I passed out from exhaustion.