Barney? Is that you?

at first i thought it was about the “one friend” that always takes pictures of everyone without asking.

Curved lenses, men. We look bad in our dating profile photos because when we take pictures of ourselves we’re closer to the lense and the curve distorts our faces. Not enough to be obvious, but enough to look uglier than if a friend takes your photo

Isn’t this that one guy who always steals content from people and sexualizes his sister?

I have a friend like that. We were really drunk and without our shirts on once in my kitchen. I look like you’d imagine. He looks like a fucking model, haha. The weird thing is that sure he’s good looking, but not THAT good looking :D The bastard! :D