fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square3linkfedilink
minus-squareceleste@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agothis guy gets a burn cooking and he’s like “must’ve been because of my enormous penis” trips on the stairs “dick got caught in the spindles it’s so big” gets sleep apnea “my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I’m sleeping”
this guy gets a burn cooking and he’s like “must’ve been because of my enormous penis” trips on the stairs “dick got caught in the spindles it’s so big” gets sleep apnea “my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I’m sleeping”